February 2010
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January 2010
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KE$HA: Pop/Rock Princess in Training or Rabid...
First off, stop pretending you don’t like “Tik Tok,” the first (perhaps, last?) iTunes smash hit from new Pop singer, Ke$ha. DJs have been hammering the deliciously repetitive song into our heads since it’s release in August of ‘09, and whether you know it or not, you’ve memorized every single ridiculous lyric. Little Miss dollar sign has undoubtedly partied...
December 2009
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Merry Christmas from The Haute Mess
…or Happy Holidays if you must.
Nothing says Holiday Cheer with an excessive amount of Kristen Wiig clips. Dooneese, Sue Surprise, Gilly and Kat join all of us at The Haute Mess in wishing you and your legitimate or illegitimate families the Happiest of Holidays wherever you may be (unless you’re in Nebraska, in which case, we’re just sorry).
More classic clips...
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Disney Cashes in on Michael Jackson, too
The flooding childhood memories almost disguise the fact that something fishy is going on…
It’s official - One of the most incredible shows in the past 30 years of Disneyland’s history is making a triumphant return to the park’s Tomorrowland area for a limited time. Captain EO, the epic 17-minute 3-D movie produced by George Lucas, directed by Francis Ford Coppola...
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The Haute Mess goes Gaga in San Diego
Gaga Weekend is in full effect.
The Haute Mess is hitting the road! We’re headed down to unnaturally-sunny-for-December San Diego this weekend to witness 2009’s Queen of Pop take the stage as Lady Gaga presents her Monster Ball Tour at the San Diego Sports Arena.
Stay tuned in the coming week for our first of many video features that we’ll be developing as part of the...
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The mirror isn't for that, Nicole.
We feel more sorry for the makeup artist whose career completely ended last night…
Nicole Kidman arriving at the Ziegfield Theatre for the 12.15.09 Premiere of ‘Nine’
Nicole Kidman, pictured above, showed up for the New York premiere of her new film, Nine, last night. Unfortunately for Nicole, no one seemed to notice that she looked as if she just came from spending some...
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The Girl from Speed and the Drinking Movie are...
It’s like they’re advertising that this award show is a big jokey mess…
Sandra Bullock in ‘The Proposal’
As long as we’ve been around to see them, the Golden Globes have always been positioned as the ‘fun’ version of the Oscars - which is just a euphemism for the ‘joke red-headed stepchild version of the legitimate awards show’.
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Five for 'Nine' - Golden Globe Nominations
Three acting nods join two others and welcome the upcoming holiday release into awards season
Theatrical Trailer for Rob Marshall’s ‘Nine’
Awards season is officially off and running with this morning’s announcement of the 2010 Golden Globe Nominees. Although the Golden Globes are one huge haute mess of a ceremony (as can be seen by SEVERAL of the nominees), we...
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Welcome to The Haute Mess!
Why clean up the mess when you can celebrate it?
Welcome to The Haute Mess - a new twist on pop culture, nightlife, and having a good and messy time doing whatever you do. Coming up, we’ll be preparing various video features, photo features and reviews that will seek to expose and celebrate all kinds of haute messes in the world.
Thanks for stopping by!
-J, P, Z